Oh Albion, Can You F*cking Not?

A cheeky commentary on contemporary Britbongistan

By Bert


Counter terrorism in Britain has taken a new hard line.
With a nice chat and a photo op!
But where are the White people?
imageManchester Counter Terrorism Conference hears from relative of terror attack victim. Wait there’s one!
heres a few more
two at the end there!
where’s Whitey?

A Counter Terrorism Conference held in Manchester on Thursday 21 July 2018 at the McDonald Hotel was an opportunity ‘to reflect, mourn and re commit to standing up against terrorism’ say organisers in between poz loads.

The conference was hosted by the Ramadhan Foundation in partnership with the Sufi Shrine of Eidgah Shari, Rawalpindi Pakistan and also (ALSO?) remembered the victims of the Manchester Arena attack and to pay tribute to the emergency services.

The conference welcomed Andrew Hardy and Sharon Hardy the Father and Grandmother of Manchester Arena Attack victim, 15 year old Olivia Campbell Hardy (pictured).

Her Grandmother addressed the Conference and urged people to replace hate with love for some reason.
Sharon Hardy bleated:
“Both me and Andrew are honoured to be here at this conference, People are not born to hate and we want to send out a message do not hate in the name of Olivia and the other 21 victims. We need to build more links between our communities and that is why we have set up a charity in the memory of Olivia called Livs Trust to carry on the work”The Shadow Home Office Minister Afzal Khan MP (pictured)


addressed the Conference and dribbled some anodyne about the resilience of the City of Manchester and the strength of our diversity. Thanks Afzal!

And then the jews showed up. . .

The prominent Rabbi and leader of the Jewish Community, Rabbi Warren Elf (pictured)image

i shit you not

addressed the Conference and prayed for peace and called for Muslims and Jews to stand together against hate crimes. And White people presumably. . .

Then Shaykh Hassan Haseeb ur Rehman, Custodian of the Sufi Shrine of Eidgah Sharif gibbered: “I stand before you to say we as Muslims stand against terrorism, these vile people are enemies of Islam and the whole of humanity. (not sure if talking about jew here) My mission in life is to promote tolerance and peace, you can see from the thousands who attend my events in Pakistan there is a yearning for the true message of Islam which is Peace and tolerance. I am honoured to visit Manchester to remember the victims and their families of the Manchester Arena attack and say we stand with you always”.

Then a collection of other sand niggers and street shitters said basically the same crap.
Then everyone felt nice, ate some halal buffet and went home!

Well that solves that pesky terrorist problem. :+1: