See, me I like to wear casual fit jeans and a tighter tee shirt, not form fitting, but nothing that’s going to get in my way.
I need to be able to operate at a moments notice, and how am I going to do that with a pair of nut hugging pants on?
Imagine you’re in the store just minding your own business buying the latest issue of Sports Illustrated and BAM! in comes like 5 Green Peace faggots protesting in the meat aisle. What are you going to do?!
Well I know what I’ll do, I’d be pulling out my conceal carry CETME Ameli with a 150 round box magazine and get in to the patented Haji Squat and start taking everything in the fucking place out at waist height.
Well, I could if I was wearing my casual fit jeans, but today I decided I wanted to impress the ladies and show off my rock hard buns, because I do like 300 squats every day #squatlife, so when I go into my patented Haji Squat the seam in the middle of my pants rips and my junk falls out the bottom #commandolife.
Well now I’m fucked aren’t I? I’m standing in the magazine aisle with a copy of Sports Illustrated tucked under my arm in a pool of brass casings holding my LMG and a half chub going #adrenalinejunkie and about 35 Green Peace assholes strewn about the store.
See, when the local SWAT comes in they’ll see me with my junk hanging out and they’ll assume I was the assailant.
- No High Fives with the SWAT Team
- No medal of Honor
- No child cancer wing named after me at the hospital
- No parade
All of this because I didn’t wear my casual fit jeans.
I ask you, is it really worth it? I say no.